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joe blob 4:26 Wed Aug 31
What is the most ridiculous child's name you've heard being called out in public?

Friend of mine said she heard someone calling for he brat "Beyoncé" the other day.

I have heard numerous Elvises, a girl called Deltina, and yesterday I heard a mum calling to he brat "Taylor"

Josh 4:29 Wed Aug 31
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Not in public but a bloke here has just called his little girl BLISS.

Wtf

Trevor B 4:29 Wed Aug 31
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Hermione

Bungo 4:32 Wed Aug 31
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I've heard 'Jocasta' being called out in a fairly posh voice once or twice.

Round Bushy Park way you understand.

Eddie B 4:34 Wed Aug 31
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My daughter goes to school with a Bullet.






He's Turkish.

di_kezio 4:35 Wed Aug 31
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I'm a primary school teacher, and I've had some shockers. The one that sticks out is a little thug of a boy called Cartier. His mum was banned from the playground because she'd attacked a teacher, and she used to stand outside the gates yelling 'Cartier, Cartier, get your fucking arse in the car' etc.

i-Ron 4:38 Wed Aug 31
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ELTON

Trevor B 4:38 Wed Aug 31
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did anyone ever finish off the 'car' with a 'tier' for her??

Eddie B 4:40 Wed Aug 31
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Hopefully this won't come across as slightly racist, but why do black people give their kids such stupid fucking names?

Trevor B 4:40 Wed Aug 31
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eddie

you sure that's not bulent, thats a common turkish boys name.

Trevor B 4:41 Wed Aug 31
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B

regarding the 'black' post below, have you ever read freakonomics? there's a good chapter in there about black parents in america giving their kids names like deshawn etc and how it affects their career prospects.

lincshammer 4:43 Wed Aug 31
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The other day in Tesco I over heard a chav mum and dad shouting after their son running around, 'fucking get back here Jack Daniels'.

Eddie B 4:43 Wed Aug 31
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DeShawn
DeMarcus
DeAndre

Bizarre.

Trevor B 4:46 Wed Aug 31
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lincs

you missed out 'with my'

cholo 4:47 Wed Aug 31
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CHARDONNAY

Coffee 4:47 Wed Aug 31
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cholo 4:47 Wed Aug 31

Insancerre parents.

ooooh Morley Morley 4:48 Wed Aug 31
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Keith

JustAFatKevinDavies 4:48 Wed Aug 31
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Josua

Troy McClure 4:49 Wed Aug 31
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Chadney


I'm serious.

lincshammer 4:49 Wed Aug 31
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Easy typo to make Trev, was only trying to find my brother Holsten Pils.

Gavros 4:50 Wed Aug 31
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JASBINDER

What sort of name is that?!?!?

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